HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

With Mother’s Day already here, I think it’s about as good of a time as any to give my best wishes and loving appreciation to a mother who has no other name except for ‘Mother.’ Yes, I’m talking about the mom who became so obsessed with having the perfect child that she forced her “daughter” to conform to her standards or else she’ll see to it that she lives in the basement the rest of her life. She sounds like a twisted fairy tale mother gone wrong and she looks like Mommy Dearest, she’s Mom from Wes Craven’s The People Under the Stairs. Raise your drinks and slap on the restraining suit to the craziest mother you’ll ever see in your life.

Additionally, happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there that raised us and helped us grow up. Today is your day and we wouldn't have it any other day.

Happy Mother's Day

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
to all you mothers out there!!


“He can’t hurt you, honey, because mommy killed him.”
- Marge Thompson

And kids, if you think your mother is bad or too strict, at least she didn’t set fire to an alleged pedophile’s house and covered it up by burning the evidence.

And don't forget to share some quality time with mothers, folks.

“Or maybe I should grab that bottle and veg out with you. Avoid everything happening to me by just getting good and loaded.”
- Nancy Thompson