The Horror Diner: A Look At Food In Horror

So I decided to do this because… well, I love food and I love seeing food in movies so I decided that it would be fun if there were a Horror Diner where you can buy food based on horror movies. Also because a lot of Twitter users were giving me ideas. Granted, not every choice on the menu was featured in a horror movie but I think this would be a great start to a horror themed diner.

ENTREES

The Howling - Four Juicy flame-broiled USDA approved meat patties slapped onto grilled honey based bun. Cheese, lettuce, tomato and onions are optional. Must be ordered 'rare.'

Famous Hague's BBQ Ribs - Smothered in zesty and sweet barbeque sauce, grilled over an open flame; this juicy, tender rack of ribs is the perfect dinner for you and your family. Made with the secret Hague recipe before he died.




5 Alarm Chili - This award winning chili is home made from Drayton Sawyer's own kitchen. Lightly seasoned, made from chipotle and habanera peppers and mind the peppercorns. This chili will cut its way into your heart.

Aunt Mei's Dumplings - Tenderly made with soft powdered dough and packed with the most succulent and youngest of meats. They are said to rejuvenate you after ever bite and they'll keep you asking for more.

10 Piece Grilled Shrimp - Grilled over an open flame, marinated with honey butter and seasoned with spices. Served or garnished with marinara sauce, we guarantee the spell alone will grab your mouth.

New England Clam Chowder - Cooked with fresh potatoes, onions and bacon, lightly garnished with salt and made with the finest clams of the Atlantic Ocean. Once popular on the Antonia Graza.



Vincent's Own Fritters - These tender, juicy, smokes sausages lightly seasoned with peppers and made at Vincent's own farm. They have been proclaimed to be the most tasty and delicious in the surrounding area. It takes all kinds of people to be Farmer Vincent's Fritters.

The Plan 9 - This cheese bowl comes with 20 different cheeses: Cheddar, Mozzarella, Swiss, Pepperjack, Limburger, Colby, Monterey Jack, Muenster, Bre, Bra, Blue Stilton, Blue, Parmesan, Bruges, Asiago, Edam, Ricotta, Bleu, Provolone, Brick and Farmer cheese all put together in a hollowed out Gouda wheel.

DESSERTS

The Stuff - Lightly fluffed to a cream whip and flavored with vanilla, this yogurt will make you go crazy. Served with chocolate chip cookies from Chocolate Chip Charlie's.

Lemke's Pies - Backed to perfection with a crispy, flakey, buttery crust (The secret is in the crust) and your choice of cherry or apple pie; either way, it's to die for.


Rocky Road - This wonderfully soft served ice cream is made with gentle care and insanity from Gregory's own ice cream truck.

Cotton Candy and Popcorn - Get your taste buds ready for an out of the world experience of sweetness and fun.

DRINKS

Soft drinks: Coke, 7-Up, Dr. Pepper, lemonade, Ed's coffee.
Jack's Banana Smoothie,
Tenafly Viper

If I am missing anything on this menu, please, tell me. I know that I am and these are based on movies that I have seen so leave a comment below if you think I should put something on the menu. Who knows, I might actually ‘publicize’ this menu. Also, again, this is just for fun and there are now zombie related entrees or desserts because apparently there is a zombie related diner somewhere. You're also probably wondering why I didn't write an article on food in horror movies... simple, because I would rather be really weird and do a menu instead.