Sunday, July 4, 2010

July 4th Recommendation

With everybody celebrating our Independence from Britain years, and years, and years ago it’s a great time to dish out the hot dogs, hamburgers, lemonade, watermelon and chips. It’s also a great day to kick back and watch some real shitty movies. Yes, for you horror fans I would like to recommend a very special and very shitty movie for your entertainment. It’s a movie that has been with me since I was about 9-years-old and even then I thought it was a movie that shouldn’t be made. I recommend this movie:

This movie finds a recently deceased war vet rising from the grave, dressing up as Uncle Sam and killing and slaughtering unpatriotic townsfolk. What more can you want in this true American movie that really goes the extra mile and prompts pure patriotism to our wonderful country? So make sure you do your taxes, avoid any flag burnings, slap those dogs on the grill and kick back to watch this steaming pile of red, white and blue carnage.

Remember, Uncle Sam wants you… dead!


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