Back in the days
of Blockbuster and Hollywood Video, choosing a movie was a bit like Russian
roulette: you based your judgments and expectations on how awesome the cover
art was, then you watch it, only to be pleased or disappointed. More often than
not, you were let down. The box usually depicted a phenomenal work of art that
tantalizes the unsuspecting customer; it either exaggerates the film’s premise,
portrays a specific scene from the film, or sometimes it flat out lies to you.
In the case of The Supernaturals, it
vaguely lays out the film’s general premise. However, it does so with what
could only be described as one of the best pieces of VHS artwork I’ve ever come
across but we will get to that soon. In fact, the only reason why I bought this
is because of the artwork.
So what’s The Supernaturals all about? Sometime
during the Civil War, a unit of Union soldiers known as the 44th Division
captures a small Confederate division. Within this division we are introduced
to Jeremy, a young boy who we are told possess a special gift. When the 44th
Division orders their Confederate POW’s to march across the minefield they
setup, only Jeremy makes it across in one piece. When he is ordered to walk
across it again, we see a blue light emit from his fist; smash cut to the
present day (in this case 1985). The modern 44th Division is a small
group of novice soldiers who are on a training exercise, overseen by Sergeant
Hawkins (Star Trek’s Nichelle
Nichols). Their camp is coincidently situated on the same site of the former
Confederate minefield. Strange things begin to happen: our hero, Private Ellis
(Maxwell Caufield, who looks like a young Brad Pitt), hears voices calling his name;
the wind blows away from the field,
and a woman named Melanie mysteriously appears. Eventually, one of the group
members, Private Cort, tries to drunkenly rape Private Lejune, the only other
female in the unit. After getting a knife pulled on his balls, Cort angrily
stumbles and falls into an underground bunker that he previously fell into the
day before. Bad luck, I suppose. Inside, he is attacked and killed by a
Confederate zombie. When his body is found the next day, Hawkins launches an
investigation to find who’s responsible. They find a small cabin where Melanie,
and a mute old man, presumably lives. Hawkins suspects Melanie of the murder,
and detains her at the camp. From this point on, the entire Division falls
under attack by the newly risen Confederate zombie horde.
The film is…
okay. It’s slow but it has its moments. The biggest problem I have is the
explanation for the zombies, and the ending. I suppose I should warn of SPOILERS. We find out that the
old man in the cabin is actually Jeremy, and Melanie is his mother. In a
flashback, we are told that just before Jeremy walks across the minefield for
the second time, his mother runs out into
the field to save him, only to be blow up. In turn, and stricken with horror,
Jeremy uses his gift to resurrect her from the dead. We are never told why
Jeremy is old but his mother remains as young as she was when she died. Maybe
Jeremy’s gift retains youth, but if that’s the case, what about all the zombie
soldiers? Did Jeremy bring them back from the dead to seek revenge on the 44th
Division? Did his mother resurrect them? How did she resurrect them? How did
she know that the modern day 44th Division would use the site as a
training field? Is this movie even about revenge? We are never told how or why
the dead are suddenly brought back to life, and whether this was the work of
Jeremy or Melanie. We assume it’s Jeremy but the zombies, in a later scene,
seem to be working for his mother. In fact, we are never given any explanation
for why Jeremy has this gift to begin with.
But here’s the
kicker: Private Ellis, our lovesick hero (yeah, he has a crush on Private
Lejune and Melanie), is actually
Jeremy’s father and consequently Melanie’s husband! What?! Apparently, in the
scene prior to the old man’s introduction, Ellis reads a journal (purportedly
Melanie’s) that explains that her husband was shipped off to war and never
returned. She assumes he’s dead. Now I have even more questions: When was Ellis
resurrected? How was he resurrected? He was alive before he even arrived to the
campsite. Did old man Jeremy resurrect him? How? When? Did Melanie mistake
Ellis for her husband because of his uncanny resemblance? What is happening in
this film? There is no explanation for any of this, unfortunately. The twist,
if you can call it a twist, is dropped on us like a bombshell, then immediately
dismissed and never clarified. For this review, I watched this film a second
time, and I still don’t understand it. I think these are the biggest problems
the film suffers from, and they’re big. In spite of this, there are some
wonderful moments.
I really like
the characters, except for Private Cort, but he gets his comeuppance. Ellis,
for the most part, is dry but it’s fun to watch him figure out what a latrine
is, and how to build it. He seems to be the one everyone jokes around with. At
the beginning, his friends dare him to jump off a moving truck and try to get
back on it by running. He’s not terribly interesting, but his banter between
Lejune isn’t schmaltzy or the least bit cheesy; it comes off as real, candid
small talk with subtle suggestions of affection. The unit, as a whole, feels
like a group of real young men who just want to have fun, and joke around. They
aren’t written as blatant stereotypes, and they aren’t dull-minded jocks.
During the dry spells, and there are a lot of them, it’s the characters that
keep the interest moving.
I
enjoyed the zombie makeup. You barely get to see it because it’s concealed by
shadows, but that may be because it wasn’t that good to begin with. I think
it’s a clever method of accomplishing two things: 1) you maintain suspense and
2) you don’t show the limitations in your makeup budget. There are some
beautifully lit nighttime scenes, specifically during the zombie battle that
reminds me of Bazelli’s work on Pumpkinhead.
One of the best action sequences is when Private Mendez (Scott Jacoby)
accidentally kills Private Osgood (soon-to-be Stark Trek star LeVar Burton) thinking he was a zombie. He storms
off into the woods where, as we were made privy to at the beginning of the
film, there are large wooden spikes sticking out from the ground. The whole
sequence is so tense because we know what will happen, but we’re waiting for
it. He just barely misses them, he falls over some, and we are treated to a
reverse P.O.V. making the sequence all the more engaging.
However, the real star of the film is
the score. The main theme is high energy, fun, exhilarating, and sort of comes
off as the title anthem to an old TV show. I would even argue that it could be
compared to any Mike Post or John Williams composition, while the rest of the
score could be compared to Michael Hoenig’s best work (composer for films such
as The Blob ’88, The Gate, and Class of 1999).
It is for this reason that I wish we would get a soundtrack release to
accompany the film’s inevitable DVD release.
VHS scan courtesy of Basement of Ghoulish Decadence
Now,
lets talk about the box art. It goes without saying that I am infatuated with
it, but I also consider it to be one of the best and most detailed pieces of
artwork I’ve seen on a VHS box. Aside from the Confederate cap and eye, the
scene depicted is lifted directly from a moment in the movie where Private Cort
puts sunglasses on a recently exhumed skull, and shoots at a beer can hidden
within it. I think I have a fascination with skulls; I love the detail in the
teeth, the shading along the jaw, and the murky, almost sepia tone palette in
which the entire piece is drawn in. The cover doesn’t lie; it tells us exactly
what the movie is about: Confederate zombies. Perhaps the most baffling aspect
of the cover is the sunglasses, which is a modern accessory. It attempts to
bridge the modern with the old, and it comes off as intriguing if not strange,
however, somewhat awkward in the actual film itself.
I
am not praising The Supernaturals nor
am I disregarding it. The general consensus seems to be middle-of-the-road
territory, and that’s fortunately true. The film had the opportunity to be very
forgettable or poorly made, and thankfully it never amounts to either of those.
As the blogger who provided me with the high-definition scan said, “This one is
actually suitable for young horror fans first getting into the obsession with
no nudity and very little blood as the slow raising Confederates dispatch the
soldiers mostly off-screen.” The biggest element that works against the film is
the lack of any clear explanation for the supernatural occurrences. I
understand that less explanation can add a sense of unease and creepiness, but
in this case, something for us to grasp onto would have been appreciated.
Available
from Embassy Home Entertainment.
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continuing series of horror films only available on home video, and is in no
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I remember first watching this movie back only a few years after it was made. Scary indeed I thought, and even today over thirty years later I consider it not bad. At the time it was made, 1985, it received low reviews. It deviated a bit from the norm of the time, as it lacks much blood, no real Gore and virtually no T&A. In decades since it's gotten something of a cult following.
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