Happy Mother's Day

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
to all you mothers out there!!


“He can’t hurt you, honey, because mommy killed him.”
- Marge Thompson

And kids, if you think your mother is bad or too strict, at least she didn’t set fire to an alleged pedophile’s house and covered it up by burning the evidence.

And don't forget to share some quality time with mothers, folks.

“Or maybe I should grab that bottle and veg out with you. Avoid everything happening to me by just getting good and loaded.”
- Nancy Thompson